Overall:
Knowing that it was meant to be a nice sunny day on Sunday, I arranged to pick my mum up and take her to lunch in Fremantle, making our venue selection when we got there. We were lucky enough to score a parking spot near the shipwrecks, so as Char Char Bull was directly across from the train crossing, we thought we would make that our first stop on our venue-hunt. The menu was attractive and appealed to our desires of light meals - we just ignored the steaks! - so that is where we stopped.
As a previous reviewer said, this is a deceptively large restaurant, quite well segmented so that the diner doesn't feel as if dining in a food hall. The tables were all attractively laid out with decent crockery, cutlery and stemware. We had a corner table so that we both had a view. Menus and water arrived quite swiftly, and on asking after the soup of the day, the waiter, who had missed the briefing (he had been late that day), was absent for only a few seconds before reappearing with the information. All the staff were friendly and happy, not a surly face to be seen, which in itself was quite refreshing.
It was a fair wait after that for a waitperson to appear for our orders, but once taken, there was not a very long wait for the food. Our order of the bread selection (three half slices each of white and brown bread with a little tub of butter cubes) ($4) and the tasting plate for two ($30) arrived not long after mum's glass of sauvignon blanc ($9). Like another reviewer, I was staggered at the little amount of food for $30, especially when taking into account the items provided - two oysters (red salsa??), two rolled (half) slices of smoked salmon sitting on a thin dill mayo, half a dozen small slices of (warm) pork, a little tub (like for an oil) of (herbed?) pumpkin, and a small amount of (we assume) Thai beef salad. The oysters were okay but not to our taste and I couldn't say how fresh they were or weren't due to the topping. The smoked salmon was a bit of a miss-able item. The pumpkin was quite tasty as was the beef. Neither of us eat pork but I was loathe to send anything back at that price, so I ate it with the fresh bread (which was soft and crusty). The pork was bland with the only bit of flavour coming from the finest skin on the fat. The buttered bread improved it no end. The oysters were the only costly items on the plate so I feel they were quite unjustified in charging as they did for the plate.
Neither of us had ordered mains, so were now beginning to wonder whether having entrees as mains was a wise move. Often when we go to lunch, we will share an entree and then have either a main or an entree each depending on the dish and time. There had not been any upselling when our orders were taken so we had assumed to some degree, that with the tasting plate and bread, the scallops (for me) and the Cajun calamari salad (for mum), we had adequately ordered. We were prepared to consider a cheese plate if necessary though. As we sat waiting for our entrees (mains) to arrive, we started to try to think of other things on the dessert menu to supplement our meal, just in case the cheese platter no longer appealed. We didn't have long to find out though as the meals arrived and were also demolished quite quickly. My plate of five scallops on the half shell with a hollandaise sauce and a few frizzy leaves ($24) was really not well prepared at all. Four of the shells had dried out sauce on them with the fifth sitting a very large pool of the stuff. While the scallops themselves were plump and tasty, the leaves were worse than the sauce with all of them looking wilted and quite a few with black patches on them. That salad should never have made it to a plate as that is not just being left under the warmer too long. Mum enjoyed her calamari although it arrived without the promised pineapple salsa, ($17) an error we didn't pick up until we had paid and left. There was more salad (leaves) on mum's plate than on mine but I would hardly describe it as a salad.
At the end of the meal, I especially was still hungry and so we decided that we would have a dessert. After quite a long wait and with me looking through the flies that plagued the corner window where we sat (and almost all on the inside I might add), to the McDonalds across the way, we were about to leave and pick up a cake on the way home for afternoon tea instead. (No we weren't about to go to Maccas for a sundae - but it did cross our minds!!) The waitress then came to clear our plates and we were able to secure dessert menus but then the wait started again to have our orders taken. Unfortunately for Char Char Bull, I was left contemplating what I had just eaten and how much it was likely to cost me, and I decided to pull the pin on the experience. My mum didn't take much persuasion either.
We left thoroughly dissatisfied with the meal and tried to come up with excuses for the place. The best we could muster is that they possibly serve large mains, hence the small entrees but that doesn't excuse the prices. The bill, less the (hastily remembered) Entertainment Card discount of $21, came to $63. And yes, we did stop off on the way home at a bakery for another course. Five bucks more and we were replete!! Not planning a return trip.