Overall:
In short, I was somewhat disappointed with this place after hearing so much about it. I suppose curiosity with such an unusual name and what possible concepts they might have was what led me to pick this restaurant out of the several available in Dunsborough.
On the outside it looks like a cross between an apothecary, a continental deli and a high class coffee lounge. The decor is very swish, full of dark brown tones and a nice warm log fire in the wall. The tables all have a rack of test tubes filled with condiments like salt, pepper, chilli, oil and sugar cubes. The test tubes look funky, but that’s about where the funkiness stops with their use of laboratory paraphernalia. Perhaps it’s because I am used to seeing this type of equipment at work every day and am used to seeing toxic solvents in them, that I was quite turned off seeing my water poured from a 1L erlehnmeyer flask (conical flask, in case you're wondering) and the little distillery setup on the back wall with its colourful liquids bubbling away just looked...out of place amongst the stacks of food and wine on the shelves around it.
Being a weeknight, the place was empty when we walked in, and only had a few more tables filled when we left. The lighting was very low and I would have liked to be able to see my food a bit better. A first look at the menu was creative, although there wasn't many choices. We opted for the half duck with lentil broth and the eye fillet in leef puree, pea mash and onion tart. While we waited, the waitress brought out a trio of appetisers, which were complimentary. A nice touch, everybody appreciates free stuff :) The tiny balls of food, we were told, was a rabbbit salad, truffle icecream and beetroot something. They tasted ok, but were gone in less than one mouthful.
While waiting for our mains, we perused the drinks menu, at first glance, it seems to have random chemical formulas instead of titles for each section. If you're a bit of a chemistry buff, you might notice that the formulas are actually compounds that form major constituents of the drinks below...the easiest one to work out being H2O - water. Other ones on there were caffeine (coffee), fructose (fruit juices), ethanol (wine/alcohols) and sucrose (soft drinks). I think there was a lactic acid there aswell for milk shakes but I can't remember exactly. We both ordered a glass of pear juice, as there was some unusual fruit juices available. Much to our disappointment, the waitress brought out a pair of smallish glasses full of ice and filled them from two tiny bottles of juice that looked like the type you would buy in a health food store or a continental deli. They couldn't have been more than 100-150ml. At $3.50 a pop, you'd think it would be more than just a few gulps. We stuck with the water for the rest of the night.
The mains came out fairly quickly, but again they were much less than what I expected for something costing almost $40. It was very simple fare, interesting mix of colours but the taste was so...bland. There was not a hint of spices or any kind of marinade or flavouring. The steak was simply cooked to a good medium and I do sometimes like steaks to be plain with just a bit of salt and pepper, I expect the sides to make up for it. The pea mash was exactly that, green tasteless mush. The leek puree was swimming around at the bottom of the dish and equally as bland. The onion tart was simply a pre bought tart case filled with caramelised onions. The duck was merely a roasted half duck sitting in a bowl of lentils and broth.
A quick glance around found no toilets, so I asked the waitress. The toilets were located outside and around the corner inside the shopping centre. Not so much of a drama until I walked in to discover the UV lighting. I hate these kinds of toilets because you can barely see where you are going and the general purpose (so I've been told) is to prevent intravenous drug users from shooting up in the toilets. Charming.
Dessert rolled on and I decided to just have a hot chocolate while hubby had an apple tart. Both were ok but nothing to write home about.
So with a bill coming just over $100 I can say that while something of a novelty, I could not justify spending so much money for what we got. It’s original. It’s unique. But just doesn't work.
So if you're down in Dunsborough for the weekend, there are plenty of other places around that are worth checking out.